"My name is Dr. Marvin Halloweeniac... Strange name, I know, but I don't like using my real one these days... It's always been my dream to build a roller coaster of my own, but nobody would ever let me... My plans kept getting rejected, I don't know why... probably because I kept saying how funny it would be if the chain snapped."
Take a ride on this twisty, airtime-filled wooden boomerang with onboard audio. I always wondered why standard boomerangs went forward first... backwards first would be way more disorienting, and allows riders to live out their innermost fear... the lift chain snapping with no anti-rollback mechanism.