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Post May 30th, 2011, 4:32 pm

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I usually don't like using the term "facepalm," because it makes me feel like I'm conforming to internet lingo. But, in some cases I believe it's a good description of what I want to do when I notice things like this:


Driving around in Johnson City, TN, I saw a large building. It was a gun store named "Gunners." Slapped on the side of the building was a huge poster that said "Jesus is Lord." Right next to the store was a billboard advertising Beer and NASCAR.


To make this a game, post your "facepalm heard around the world."
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Post May 30th, 2011, 4:38 pm

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Post May 30th, 2011, 5:34 pm

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So, my friend came up to me the other day and asked if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said no, but I want a normal banana later, so... yea.

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Post May 30th, 2011, 5:48 pm
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Post May 30th, 2011, 5:58 pm

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people who talk about Tiger Terror as if it's the greatest coaster ever made.
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Post May 30th, 2011, 6:15 pm

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I knew someone would try to make a smartass comment like that.
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Post May 30th, 2011, 6:42 pm

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Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

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Yeah, The people all facepalm because they wish they were as big as mine.
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Post May 30th, 2011, 6:52 pm
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Post May 30th, 2011, 7:55 pm

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Originally posted by Jcoasters

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

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Yeah, The people all facepalm because they wish they were as big as mine.


Your 12...
So, my friend came up to me the other day and asked if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said no, but I want a normal banana later, so... yea.

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Originally posted by Flickstah

Originally posted by Jcoasters

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

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Yeah, The people all facepalm because they wish they were as big as mine.


Your 12...


I'm one of a kind.
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Post May 30th, 2011, 8:01 pm

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Originally posted by Jcoasters

Originally posted by Flickstah

Originally posted by Jcoasters

[quote]Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

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Yeah, The people all facepalm because they wish they were as big as mine.


Your 12...


I'm one of a kind.
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Post May 30th, 2011, 8:36 pm

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No, JCoasters isn't 12, thats me lol.
Oh, and I know of a bigger facepalm than I originally posted. There was a billboard (God forbid) that said "Child obesity is a serious problem. Take action now." The sign below it advertised for McDonald's.
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Post May 30th, 2011, 8:37 pm

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^LOLOLOLOLOL
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Post May 30th, 2011, 8:54 pm

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Post May 30th, 2011, 9:19 pm

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Originally posted by KrazyKoasterKid

No, JCoasters isn't 12, thats me lol.
Oh, and I know of a bigger facepalm than I originally posted. There was a billboard (God forbid) that said "Child obesity is a serious problem. Take action now." The sign below it advertised for McDonald's.


This leads me to my "facepalm". It's how every bad thing, such as child obesity, is blamed on something or someone other than the person that is truly responsible- in the case of child obesity the parents and/or the child.

I could go into more "facepalms", such as the gay movement, government run health care, our president, and guys who somehow know how large each other's penises are, yet have never met. Did I miss a mass webcam session or something?

Post May 30th, 2011, 11:45 pm

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Originally posted by spacemountainfan619

people who talk about Tiger Terror as if it's the greatest coaster ever made.


People who complain about people who like certain coaster, but haven't been on that coaster themselves, and can't really judge it.
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Post May 31st, 2011, 4:44 am
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Originally posted by Jonny Richey

Originally posted by spacemountainfan619

people who talk about Tiger Terror as if it's the greatest coaster ever made.


People who complain about people who like certain coaster, but haven't been on that coaster themselves, and can't really judge it.


Haha, love it.

Post May 31st, 2011, 8:46 am

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How much I want a fuuuuuuuuuckiiiing McDonald's right now.
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Post May 31st, 2011, 11:36 am

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Just read it today in the newspaper.In a DoA game you can take photos under the skirts of some girls.Both are 16 and 17 recalling on ingame content.So now some peeps consider this as child porn.Aside the fact that if you wouldn`t know that they are 16 and 17, you could think that they are 18.I mean,who gives a flying poop about the age of a fictional character?And now above mentioned people want that selling the game should be stopped.Just deserves my facepalm of the week.

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Post May 31st, 2011, 12:09 pm

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So there was a house fire down the street from where I live and my neighborhood is LITERALLY next to the fire dept. and they were having troubles getting to the fire because people are morons and were stopping and gawking in front of the house... I hate people like that, move out of the way!

Post May 31st, 2011, 2:54 pm
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biggest facepalm is the birth of jcoasters [lol]
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Post May 31st, 2011, 3:00 pm

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Originally posted by Oscar

biggest facepalm is the birth of jcoasters [lol]


The biggest facepalm is actually the birth of oscars face.
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