Corrupt a wish

wot

Um granted??

However I'm getting confused...

"I wish for shaky woodies!"

Granted, but they're so shaky that they give you a migraine.

I wish to operate Wild Thing again this summer.

^ However you may be in a higher job position.

- I wish more coaster fans could find the "Tivoli - Medium" model to be awesome! While gliding down the first "curved" drop, the backseat offers one big airtime moment! -

Granted, but they only find the first drop to be awesome.

I wish Lightning Rod was open more than twice a month.

granted, it operated from its original projected opening day without problems, but was destroyed along with Dollywood in the gatlinburg fire. dunno if altering history is allowed in the rules, but f*ck it.

I wish school wasn't horrible to endure

^ Granted, but they have some science days for you.

I wish for more coasters to be like ones at "Enchanted Forest" in Oregon!

Granted, but they're all themed to the year 2016 as a constant reminder.

I wish I liked sweet potatoes.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, now you dislike everything except sweet potatoes.

I wish to win the lottery.

Granted, but you'll be forced to donate all of your winnings.

I wish for the weekend to come faster.

granted but the following week is composed only of mondays and lasts twice as long

I wish I wasn't lonely today lol

^ However CC members admire you! You have made surprisingly awesome things so far!

I wish I could shape a "B&M" Invert Flatspin better - it's trickier than that of a regular looper!

Granted, but even though it is shaped better it ends up rougher.

I wish to move Fury 325 to my backyard.

However it's over-sized, you know! xD

I still hope for the RMC's Zero-G-Stall to be unique!

Granted, it's only unique to the park.

I wish for more hours at work.

Granted, but it's a 168 hour work week.

I wish The Lion King Adventures was an actual series on Disney channel.

^ Granted, but you'll get shocked to know that channel has only one "Rock'n Roller Coaster" documentary!

I hope to see more educational coasters built. Cheetah Hunt, for example, is also based off on "African" safari (journey in English) areas in the wild.

Granted, but they're all Cheetah Hunt clones.

I wish public transportation wasn't so inefficient.

^ However if you're an experienced cyclist, you can do about "62" miles in 3 hours!

I think that people should know how great... family-fun coasters are!

Granted, only a few families realize it.

I wish for the food at my university's cafeteria to not taste like garbage.

Granted. It now tastes like Nintendo Switch games.

I wish conservative parents didn't think LeFou being gay in the Beauty and the Beast remake was any worse than bestiality.

^ Granted, but TOO many different opinions exist in the world!

I kind of wish to see coasters with "9" inversions.

Granted, but since the 9 is in air quotes, one or more of the "inversions" is fake. Either it's actually an overbank, the entire coaster inverts with the train being right-side up, or the inversions are just fake news.

I wish Mr. Garrison from South Park was president of the U.S., complete with the Donald Trump hair and spray tan.

Granted, but he's even worse than Trump.

I wish an actually world class coaster could be built closer to me and that I could actually complete the course at least once without other issues.