Corrupt a wish

Granted, but that's only because scientists discover that attack helicopters are alive (idk)

I wish that B&M would make a tilting coaster and it would go to the US first

^ However many coaster manufacturers start copying that idea to set up similar types (at random) everywhere!

I kind of wish to see experienced thrill seekers fascinated by the DC Rivals Hypercoaster!

Granted, they???re fascinated with the look of the ride but not the ride experience.

I wish to bowl a perfect game.

Granted but it causes such an intense sense of satisfaction that you can't see how anything else will ever be able to stack up.

I wish Kentucky Kingdom would replace T3 with a B&M invert filling that same role in the coaster line-up but better.

^ However SLCs are REALLY great for those loving bumpy or wonky transitions!

Wishing to see more mountain coasters ridden by "general" people!

Granted, but they only ride the crappy mountain coasters.

I wish my bowling average was higher.

[mkingy]

Granted, but you'll never get a perfect game in your life.

I wish UK parks were open for longer hours.

Granted, but that only means the definition of hour is changed to 61.75 minutes. It's still open the same number of hours tho.

I wish everyone would stop being offended by everything, including me being offended by everyone being offended by everything

Granted, now I am offended by you being offended by everyone being offended by everything.

I wish for the rest of the off-season to go by fast.

Granted, but it goes so fast that none of the parks can build their rides in time!

I wish for DLP to bring back the moon.

Granted, but it's the moon from Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask

I wish for a sequel to Cuphead.

BUMP! The Cuphead sequel comes around, but it gets shut down and blacklisted due to copyright infringement after a few days.

I wishto be inside my imagination.

Granted, but it's an example of And I Must Scream.

I wish for Kentucky Kingdom's next coaster after Kentucky Flyer to be a B&M giga built somewhere behind Kentucky Flyer where the height limit is 250 ft and with a 50 ft trench dug to accommodate it.

They aren???t able to dig the trench due to the pesky fairboard (Valkyria tunnel issues but alot worse) and so, the lift hill and drop just sit there rotting forever. >;)

I wish for myself to be instantly teleported to Phantasialand at opening, and be able to get all the rides I want in one day, with no negative effects to myself or the park or its rides.

Granted but it's a freezing cold day and you forgot your jacket so it's miserable

I wish for the Hersheypark Expansion to be completed and opened by 2020 at the same level of quality

Granted, but you've gained enough weight by then that you can't fit on any of the rides.

I wish that Brave Wilderness would upload "Stung by an Executioner Wasp" already.

Soko wrote:

Granted, but you've gained enough weight by then that you can't fit on any of the rides.

I wish that Brave Wilderness would upload "Stung by an Executioner Wasp" already.

It gets taken down within a day of its upload due to copyright infringement.

I want to be able to ride the best coasters in NoLimits 2 by being temporarily transported inside the game.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, but due a crash in the transportation system your return is postponed for extended periods of time. Thus being stuck riding even the worst creations just to pass time.

I wish to be able to teleport to whatever location around the world.

Dirk_Ermen wrote:

Granted, but due a crash in the transportation system your return is postponed for extended periods of time. Thus being stuck riding even the worst creations just to pass time.

I wish to be able to teleport to whatever location around the world.

When you actually do teleport, your limbs are rearranged in a strange pattern. And you die. Rip thats dark.

I wish to meet my overlord, the Dungy Mungy, at the Mall of America this week.

Granted, but he's actually a giant pile of poo and he stinks really really bad.

I wish for all games moving forward to permanently abandon microtransactions

Soko wrote:

Granted, but he's actually a giant pile of poo and he stinks really really bad.

I wish for all games moving forward to permanently abandon microtransactions

Without microtransactions the games aren???t able to make a profit and so they all stop updating and instead cut many costs in the process.

I wish that Dungy Mungy wasn???t a giant pile of poo that stank really bad.

Granted, but he's a bum that smells like pee instead.

I wish for the return of Arrow Dynamics

kydcoaster wrote:

Granted, but he's a bum that smells like pee instead.

I wish for the return of Arrow Dynamics

Granted, but return as infants that can???t make rides

I wish for Dungy Mungy to ???ha ha NOT be pee, poo or bum???

[Dirk_Ermen]

Kw6sTheater wrote:

I wish for Dungy Mungy to ???ha ha NOT be pee, poo or bum???

Granted, it now teleports you to a parallel dimension that is entirely made out of pee, poo and bums. :V

I wish for a savory snack.

Dirk_Ermen wrote:

Kw6sTheater wrote:

I wish for Dungy Mungy to ???ha ha NOT be pee, poo or bum???

Granted, it now teleports you to a parallel dimension that is entirely made out of pee, poo and bums. :V

I wish for a savory snack.

Granted, but The snack is so savory that it burns your tongue.

I wish for Vekoma to design the best coaster in the world with no problems concerning its opening, operations or construction.