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Coffee makes me poo smelly liquids

PostPosted: October 5th, 2009, 11:16 pm
by Canadmos
Does excess amounts of coffee give anyone else diarrhea, or is it only me?

PostPosted: October 5th, 2009, 11:20 pm
by Kevin Brennan
I believe coffee is diuretic, so, yes.

PostPosted: October 5th, 2009, 11:22 pm
by jayman
yep ..
it'll make ya poop, and if you havent digested anything you'll be doing some high stakes gambling if you decide you might chance a fart ..


PostPosted: October 5th, 2009, 11:24 pm
by neopuma
I thought this was a cool5 thread, from the name.

PostPosted: October 5th, 2009, 11:26 pm
by defender110
^ my first thought as well.

PostPosted: October 5th, 2009, 11:27 pm
by rcking04
That's pretty gross...

PostPosted: October 6th, 2009, 6:17 pm
by Canadmos
Hmm, I didn't realize not eating had something to do with it.

I never eat breakfast, so the coffee keeps me regular. For example, today I went into work with an extra large coffee which I drank in about thirty minutes. One hour after that I was running to the toilet.

It also gives me quite a large amount of gas, which is awesome. Being able to repell the co-workers at any given moment is a blessing.

PostPosted: October 6th, 2009, 6:33 pm
by gouldy
well this topic got a facelift, what the chuff? [lol]

PostPosted: October 6th, 2009, 6:34 pm
by Canadmos
Well yeah, after a bunch of wankers ruined it, I had to take action.

PostPosted: October 6th, 2009, 6:52 pm
by Kev
Weird...Do you smoke by any chance? Coffee has never affected me like that, and i drink several cups a day. I used to get the same reaction first thing in the morning if I drank a glass of cold water on an empty stomach, but i haven't had that problem either since I quit smoking. My metabolism seems to be a lot slower now than it was when I smoked. The downside is that I've gained weight... prolly cause I am so full of sh*t now. LOL

PostPosted: October 6th, 2009, 6:56 pm
by Canadmos
haha..

Yeah I smoke, but barely ever compared to most other smokers. I only smoke once a day, at night.

I'm going to have three coffees in the morning tommorow without anything to eat. It should be interesting to see the results.