Become disabled while laying in a toy box?

I had this dream the a disabled girl was laying in a big toy box and was listing to some weird country music. Makes me want to disable my self and lay in a big toy box on lots of blankets while listing to country music.

... please stop... someone please ban him. i'm begging you... this is so annoying...

[gouldy]

It's the reaction he's after, isn't it? hmmmph, maybe I won't reply to any of his topics after this one...

someones been smoking a bit too much of that crack.

How do I physically disable myself, so that I can be like that girl in my dreams?

This reminds me of a dream I once had.

I dreamed that I was peering into the window of an abandoned hospital with binoculars and saw a surgeon and woman standing over the bed of a small girl. The surgeon was dressed like a typical 1920's surgeon and had long black hair that was floating and writhing above his head like tentacles. In addition, he was extremely tall and generally evil in appearance. The woman was extremely gaunt and had long black hair that completely covered her face. The girl also had long black hair and was wearing a blindfold over her eyes. All three of them were extremely pale. Suddenly the girl stood up in bed, looked out the window right at me, and removed her blindfold to reveal a pair of pure white eyes. After that I woke up.

I wonder if it means anything? Probably not.

(To cool5)

I could give you a couple of suggestions, come here, let me show you...

Okay, show me how to disable my self.

[Oscar]

This is too fun

Know of any weird country song to listen while lying in a toy box while physically disabled?

I'm sure you can find one.

I'm assuming cool5 is a 40 year old obese man who sits at the computer coming up with witty ways to piss everyone off. & amazingly, it works. Good job! ;)

But I'm not.

I had a dream like that once..

I also remember waking up and being mad at cool5..

[Dirk_Ermen]

Originally posted by cool5

How do I physically disable myself, so that I can be like that girl in my dreams?

If you'd want to be a girl like in your dreams than it's simply: Go seek help. Don't try to do that stuff yourself.