Corrupt a wish

[Coasterkidmwm]

Granted, but it's all on fire.

I wish I had contact solution.

YOU SUCK! ARGH!

Granted, but then there's a massive earthquake with a magnitude of 10.5 that shakes the ground right underneath the park!

I wish for my previous wish combined with Dirk Ermen's wish, except I want to put a magical bubble around the protects the park from all outside interferences, as well as prevent anyone with intentions of harming the park to enter...

Granted, but all your rides malfunction due to lack of machanics (cause all your employies are security), catch and fire, kill many, and you go bankrupt from the lawsuit.

I wish won a pass so i could cut to the front of the line on any ride anywhere in the world without persecution, and i couldnt lose the pass because it was by fingerprint, and no, every park will not explode.
Try that!

[Dirk_Ermen]

I wish for my previous wish combined with Dirk Ermen's wish, except I want to put a magical bubble around the protects the park from all outside interferences, as well as prevent anyone with intentions of harming the park to enter...

granted, the magic bubble starts to float and nobody ever will enter your park and nobody will be there to operate it.

Originally posted by musicmonkey

I wish won a pass so i could cut to the front of the line on any ride anywhere in the world without persecution, and i couldnt lose the pass because it was by fingerprint, and no, every park will not explode.
Try that!

You'll die...



I wish there was a quicker and cheaper way than flying...

Granted, they invent teleportation, but a glitch occurs, and only half of your body appears at the receiver, and so you die!

I wish for SUSHI!

granted , but they cut up the fugu wrong, you die.
(oh, and dont be idiots, play properly, none of this "and nothing bad wil ever happen, be inventive, just dont spoil it, you 'tards)
(another food one) i wish for pizza!

You get your pizza but its delivered by edward scissor hands whom cuts your pizza into crumbs then sends you on a guilt trip when your mad by doing that sad face.

I wish for mean streak to not suck.

I dont think that'll ever be granted lol.
Actually,
Granted but the new trains suck so much you are thrown from the coaster and die
I wish that more people would join my contest.

http://www.coastercrazy.com/forum/topic ... C_ID=20054

Originally posted by B and M

I wish for mean streak to not suck.

FYI: Mean Streak got re-tracked over the winter season.

Originally posted by musicmonkey

I dont think that'll ever be granted lol.
Actually,
Granted but the new trains suck so much you are thrown from the coaster and die
I wish that more people would join my contest.

http://www.coastercrazy.com/forum/topic ... C_ID=20054

Granted but you recieve no entries.

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA without trying for it

Granted, but you must go to school every day for the rest of your life! You now have no life!

I wish for the Cardinals to win their 11th World Series title this year!

A-Rod would beat them to death with a bat


I wish i could ride Lazer just one more time

Originally posted by Tetsu

Originally posted by B and M

I wish for mean streak to not suck.

FYI: Mean Streak got re-tracked over the winter season.

Oh good.

Granted but there is a terriable accident and you die.

I wish korn was still 100% togeather.

Granted. but now their music sucks more than ever.

I wish I had 1000 points to get a different title.

[Turbo]

but you don't...

I wish i wasn't bored

Granted, and you get shot in the arms and legs so you have to find a way to the hospital!

I wish I won the Powerball Jackpot

Originally posted by Turbo

but you don't...

I wish i wasn't bored

Really try on this one

[Turbo]

granted, but i (shortly after) got bored again and decided to fall asleep...

I wish that I had $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

granted, but due to total economic collapse in 2010 from a failed economic stimulus plan, your newfound wealth is only worth $100. and you're also crushed by a money-lanche.

I wish i was hooked up to 100 i.v.'s of morphine

Granted, but you must live out the rest of your life in the hospital bathroom when you get stuck testing out your inability to feel pain by very securely nailing your feet to the floor.

I wish people would stop wishing to be impervious to the obvious flaws in their wishes . . .

granted, but then the game becomes to easy

I wish i could sleep

[Dirk_Ermen]

Originally posted by guitfiddle

I wish i could sleep

Granted, you will now sleep forever in a nightmare.

I wish it was warmer over here...

Granted, now it is as hot as the sun!

I wish for a do whatever I want pass.

Granted, but an excaped convict steals it from you and uses it to turn you into their bitch.

I wish that I could go on a road trip to different amusement parks around the usa.

and it rains everywhere you go so nothing is open, you catch the flu from the cold rain and upon arriving in disney world pluto attacks you for no reason

i wish i could suck my own toes