Corrupt a wish

Hmm, granted, but she'll fail...

... I wish coaster fanatics could think that every coaster has a raison d'etre!

Your wish shall be granted, but all coaster enthusiasts will be named Robb Alvey, and you must ride with them every time you ride a coaster.

^ You forgot the wish part, but I know what you want: "I wish I was an airline pilot"
Granted, but it will be hijacked by terrorists and something happens (dear God...)

I wish that they'd take Flashback out of SFNE and put an awesome flat ride there!

Granted. It is something really awesome and intimidating, but it has a long duration and low capacity, so you're able to watch James Cameron's Avatar all the way through on your phone to pass the time while waiting in line.

I wish I could believe it's not butter

granted, but it is butter

[Xenon]

Granted, but there is no wish so you don't get anything.

I wish to receive a puppy.

Xenon wrote:

I wish to receive a puppy.

Granted, but the puppy is completely paralyzed.

I wish I had a real friend who knew what a B&M hyper is...

[Xenon]

Granted, but now he thinks all inversions are called "loops" and that roller coasters kill people all the time.

I wish that Blue would not reply to my comment and corrupt my wish.

oh

banned for saying "oh"

wait wrong topic

I wish I could go to Phantasialand without the plane being delayed or crashing or running into any sort of problem, get to the park and buy quickpass without it being closed due to weather or anything, and ride Taron without it closing for any reason including weather or breakdowns etc, making sure I get onto the coaster and return to the brake run without any sort of error whatsoever.

^ Granted, but Matt is your pilot, and his plane is hijacked by terrorists. Nice praying, though!

I wish I didn't have to feel terrible in the morning due to bad habits over staying up late at night...

[Xenon]

Granted, but your mother decides to vacuum at six in the morning every Tuesday.

I wish that Blue would not reply again, considering how he did that last time.

Granted. The person who replies instead pastes the entire Bee Movie script.

I wish The Nutshack could be erased from existence.

[Xenon]

Granted, but the horrid thought of Harambe the gorilla enters minds once again.

I wish Robb Alvey was obsessed with something else.

Granted, however I am the one granting your wish, and he now loves owls.

I wish CoasterCrazy had templates so you didn't have to build a whole environment.

[Xenon]

Granted, but Oscar banned you from the site, so now you can't use them.

I wish everything was free in this world.

Granted, but now no one works and we immediately go into chaos

I wish for Xenon to receive a Snickers.

^ Granted, but he likes chemical items!

- I wish for y'guys to know more about Chinese or Asian... Parks!

[Xenon]

Granted, but we will never go there.

I wish Blue would receive a Snickers too. (thank you for the Snickers blue)

Granted, I have diabetes but I'm thankful.

I wish people would give my coasters an honest rating.

Olmisery wrote:

without the plane being delayed or crashing or running into any sort of problem

...

Olmisery wrote:

running into any sort of problem

Michael, boi

Blue_ wrote:

Granted, I have diabetes but I'm thankful.

I wish people would give my coasters an honest rating.

Granted, but they'll be low ratings.

I wish for my college's hockey team to win tonight.

granted but they lose every game afterwards

I wish all the stress from finals would f*ck off, even if I fail them.

God dang it I said honest rating

Granted, but now you're stressed about things you shouldn't be stressed about, like lunch.

I wish for my B&M to finish itself the way I want it (you can't just say "but you don't like it").

[Xenon]

Granted, but I am a rebel, and therefore I shall say "but you don't like it."

I wish Matt had a private 787 Dreamliner aircraft.