ok, here's a simple sentence:
e'yup ah b'ist cock?  Cus yow cor spake Yam Yam loyk, I bet yow bay able to raed it, but we daye meck it three hard.  Any'ay, it's we toyma bed, but I'm on me tod.  Tarra a bit.
It's simple really if you read it allowed?  Would it help you, Dirk, if I wrote what I said before in Black Country? 
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