I went to war with a wasp today

I was sitting here, minding my own business when this wasp flies into my house and decided to attack my keyboard. So of course I roll up my newspaper and prepare for war.

This must be some sort of super wasp because even after I hit it 5 times with the rolled up newspaper it was still moving around! My dog even chewed on it and spit it out and it was still going strong.

So now I am holding the bastard captive!


help meeeee!

LOL, you should torture it until it tells you why it enetered your ebloved home.

[Oscar]

lol, go ask for ransom [;)]

Yeah, demand a life time supply of honey!

Wasps, to my knowledge, dont make honey.

I do believe they attack honey bees though

^^^ lmfao, mmm wasp honey

Perhaps you could find a smoker to blow cigarrette smoke into that glass and give him cancer?

Why don't you shoot it?[:p]

Get it to get the other wasps to threaten the honey bees to give you a life time supply of honey

[hyyyper]

can he swim?
if not,




TRY IT!

I guess you could put another creature in with your wasp, like perhaps a Bumble Bee (the big black ones), or maybe a black widow of some sort, I know my brother used to catch black widows, put them in a yosemite, plastic 5-gallon water jug, and watch them mate, and grow, so maybe thats an idea for ya. But it seems to me your having way to much with this experiment, but knowing me I would probably have more fun . But if you do something to it, make sure you video tape it [;)]

[coolbeans326]

My friend masturbated his rat once, to help get him mate with the female rat.(poopped up because you were talking about black widows mating)
As for the thing, lets see how long your prisoner can go with out food!

[quote]My friend masturbated his rat once,[/quote}]

Oh dear jesus, thanks for that thecool[xx(]

Hey thecool, thanks for the information, and it has changed my perspective on you forever...[flush] [flush]

What do wasps eat? And I can't go find any of those fat bumble bees as there arn't really any around here.

[gouldy]

they eat people who keep them against their will inside glass containers [:P]

Ever notice how when people want to admit something secretely but are afraid of what others will think they end up using "My friend did ..." before the story? Things that make you go Hmmmmm

Originally posted by thecool326

My friend masturbated his rat once, to help get him mate with the female rat.

[lol][lol][lol][lol]

Originally posted by TConwell

Ever notice how when people want to admit something secretely but are afraid of what others will think they end up using "My friend did ..." before the story?

thecool got owned.

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It is now taking on the mountain of sugar!

It will probably explode after eating it all. (If it does eat it all)

It gave up on the jube jube thing and is now chewing on an apple. No explosion for you today

[hyyyper]

any plans for tommorow then, doc.FN, electro-therapy, gassing him with farts, pull out his limbs?

....setting him free, letting your dog eat him again!

To bad you cant send us a vid of it venturing to the top of the cup. Add a little "bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bumbum bum bum bum bum buuuuum" music.

[hyyyper]

or put the wasp on a large speaker and then turn the music on, se if he dances