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Post November 2nd, 2008, 7:13 pm

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okay this topic may have been done before but i thought i would put it up: the yo mama topic! you say your best yo mama jokes to all the lovely people and show off your comedic talent. I've got a couple to start off:
yo mama's so fat her blood type is rocky road!
yo mamas so fat, when she went to six flags she had to get a season pass just to turn to the cashier!
yo mamas so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck!
yo mamas so ugly she can trick or treat over the phone and people still get scared!
yo mamas so stupid she thought a beaver damn was a new type of tampon!
yo mamas so fat she needs map of europe just to find her ***hole!
yo mamas so fat her belt size is equator!
yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on the scales it read "one at a time please!"[:D]
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Post November 2nd, 2008, 7:17 pm
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Yo mama's so ugly you threw her out the window and got charged for littering, oo!

Post November 2nd, 2008, 7:23 pm

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nice ones so far!
(and please don't aim them at certain people, i dont want a flame war in this ONLY FOR FUN topic)

yo mamas so fat that when i swerved to avoid her i ran out of fuel!

Post November 3rd, 2008, 2:37 pm

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nobody wants to post?

come on! mamas good people [:(]

yo mamas so fat she got stuck when she jumped into the air!

Post November 3rd, 2008, 3:36 pm
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yo momma so fat the word fat sued her for excessive use.
hmm I agree it's lame.
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Post November 3rd, 2008, 3:46 pm

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Yo momma so stupid, when she throws a rock on the ground, she misses

Post November 3rd, 2008, 4:12 pm

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Yo mammas so fat when she rolls over on the bed she burns her ass on the lights.

Post November 3rd, 2008, 4:19 pm

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Originally posted by Oscar

yo momma so fat the word fat sued her for excessive use.
hmm I agree it's lame.


i actually thought that was quite good.

yo mamas so fat that she when she plays hop scotch she goes:
england, france, germany...
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Post November 3rd, 2008, 4:58 pm

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Originally posted by Adrenaguy

okay this topic may have been done before but i thought i would put it up: the yo mama topic! you say your best yo mama jokes to all the lovely people and show off your comedic talent. I've got a couple to start off:
yo mama's so fat her blood type is rocky road!
yo mamas so fat, when she went to six flags she had to get a season pass just to turn to the cashier!
yo mamas so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck!
yo mamas so ugly she can trick or treat over the phone and people still get scared!
yo mamas so stupid she thought a beaver damn was a new type of tampon!
yo mamas so fat she needs map of europe just to find her ***hole!
yo mamas so fat her belt size is equator!
yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on the scales it read "one at a time please!"[:D]


Yo mama's so dumb she had you.

Post November 3rd, 2008, 5:53 pm
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Adrenaguy's mama is so fat she was eating cupcakes instead of teaching him how to spell.
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Post November 3rd, 2008, 8:09 pm

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Originally posted by B and M

Originally posted by Adrenaguy

okay this topic may have been done before but i thought i would put it up: the yo mama topic! you say your best yo mama jokes to all the lovely people and show off your comedic talent. I've got a couple to start off:
yo mama's so fat her blood type is rocky road!
yo mamas so fat, when she went to six flags she had to get a season pass just to turn to the cashier!
yo mamas so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck!
yo mamas so ugly she can trick or treat over the phone and people still get scared!
yo mamas so stupid she thought a beaver damn was a new type of tampon!
yo mamas so fat she needs map of europe just to find her ***hole!
yo mamas so fat her belt size is equator!
yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on the scales it read "one at a time please!"[:D]


Yo mama's so dumb she had you.


Yeah, good one dude..

Post November 3rd, 2008, 8:40 pm

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Yo Mommas so old she still owes Moses a Quarter from the 2nd grade.

Yo Mammas so fat she has her own gravity field.

Post November 3rd, 2008, 9:30 pm
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yo mama's so old jesus signed her year book
yo mama's so fat that when she goes to denny's they show her the menu and she say's "o.k."
yo mama's so fat that they wanted her to be a guest on the "view" and rosie o donell said DAYAM that woman is FAT!

Post November 4th, 2008, 12:41 am
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Your mama's so old that she dated Mr. Clean when he had an afro!

Post November 4th, 2008, 1:24 am

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Originally posted by jayman


yo mama's so fat that when she goes to denny's they show her the menu and she say's "o.k."

This is the only one so far that I actually thought was funny!

Post November 4th, 2008, 4:46 pm

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Originally posted by B and M

Originally posted by Adrenaguy

okay this topic may have been done before but i thought i would put it up: the yo mama topic! you say your best yo mama jokes to all the lovely people and show off your comedic talent. I've got a couple to start off:
yo mama's so fat her blood type is rocky road!
yo mamas so fat, when she went to six flags she had to get a season pass just to turn to the cashier!
yo mamas so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck!
yo mamas so ugly she can trick or treat over the phone and people still get scared!
yo mamas so stupid she thought a beaver damn was a new type of tampon!
yo mamas so fat she needs map of europe just to find her ***hole!
yo mamas so fat her belt size is equator!
yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on the scales it read "one at a time please!"[:D]


Yo mama's so dumb she had you.


people there's a good reason i said don't target certain people, please for the love of all that is good DO NOT target certain people.
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Post November 4th, 2008, 9:30 pm
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Okay we won't target gazag and jayman. Now we're not targeting certain people.
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Post November 4th, 2008, 9:34 pm
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Post November 4th, 2008, 11:06 pm

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Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUUUUUUND the house!

Yo mama's so fat when they told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl! (Credit: Robin Harris)

Post November 4th, 2008, 11:58 pm

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Post November 5th, 2008, 12:22 am

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Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Okay we won't target gazag and jayman. Now we're not targeting certain people.


Exactly.

Post November 7th, 2008, 8:08 am

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Your moma so fat, that when she saw a schoolbus go by she yelled "TWINKE"


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