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Post April 22nd, 2009, 3:30 pm

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Originally posted by 19121

I am more educated than most of ya'll about the Bible

Listen kid, I am Licensed and Ordained into the ministry (http://hisbreadoflife.com/about.html) and I have served as the Senior Pastor of a church for 3 years ...... who just happens to love roller coasters. I think you should take some advice from CJD about growing a little humility and stopping where you are before you get totally owned. Seriously. Once you learn that your fire for God can have a dimmer knob on it vice always reaching for the blowtorch ... you will see that others might actually listen to you.

Proverbs 18:12, "Before his downfall a man's heart is proud, but humility comes before honor."
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Post April 22nd, 2009, 5:43 pm

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Originally posted by 19121

who all in here is a Christian? I just want the Christians to answer, If your an athiest give me proof the Bible is wrong, you can't! Just try![:(!]


who all in here is a wizard? I just want the wizards to answer, If your a muggle give me proof Harry Potter is wrong, you can't! Just try![:(!]

Post April 22nd, 2009, 6:15 pm

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It wasn't as funny as you thought it would be, but I did giggle a tiny bit.

Post April 22nd, 2009, 8:38 pm

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Ahh, you can trust TJ to bust out proverbs and straighten things out.

Post April 22nd, 2009, 8:50 pm

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Originally posted by MACchiato

Originally posted by 19121

who all in here is a Christian? I just want the Christians to answer, If your an athiest give me proof the Bible is wrong, you can't! Just try![:(!]


who all in here is a wizard? I just want the wizards to answer, If your a muggle give me proof Harry Potter is wrong, you can't! Just try![:(!]

wizardry is againts God!

Post April 22nd, 2009, 8:53 pm
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So the pope is going to hell? He's a type of wizard imo.
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Post April 22nd, 2009, 8:57 pm

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I don't really even like the pope anyway, but wizardry is like practicing magic trying to do miricales without God.

Post April 22nd, 2009, 8:57 pm

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You know what show you guys whould all watch?

Morel Orel on Adult Swim...

Perfect type of show that goes along with this!
Oh, were you expecting something here?

Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:01 pm

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man, what I realised while I was rereading this is that some of ya'll are looking at the casual Christians views and perspectives which I do not believe in, I go by the Bible and not Joel osteen's version!

Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:12 pm
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whose version then .. the one authorized by king james 1000 years after the last books were written ? or do you have a big stash of ancient manuscripts that noone else has been able to find after all these years penned by the people they are acredited to?

Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:21 pm

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Originally posted by 19121

man, what I realised while I was rereading this is that some of ya'll are looking at the casual Christians views and perspectives which I do not believe in, I go by the Bible and not Joel osteen's version!
Listen, are you even reading the words of the other believers here who are telling you to shut up? There are folks here who have about 2 million times the amount of discernment that you have and yet you cannot stop your diarrhea of the mouth. Seriously, you need to chill.

Oscar: I know I don't normally (ever) ask this -- but do you think this guy could get a temporary ban to allow him time to think about the err of his ways? Please? This guy is seriously trampling other believers who have worked for years (that's right 19121/JersusFreak2012 ... I said YEARS) to cultivate some sort of honest communication here and well -- all it takes it one to muck it up for everyone. Thanks for your consideration.
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Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:24 pm

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the KJV is really good, and pretty much all Bibles mean the same thing but worded differently so you can understand it, and impluss you can get copies of the original greek,hebrew,and aramaic and I know people who have learened those languages just for that poupouse
but there are people (joel osteen and others) who twist the Bible to be what they want and like, those are who we call casual christians

Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:26 pm

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Well, my friend, its one thing to come into a space and attack unbelievers, but, now to attack the very core of what I believe and where I get my information - thats pretty bold. Its also pretty foolish.

BTW - when you say you go "By the Bible" its yet another sign of your immaturity. See, no one can say that just "go by the bible" or "I teach just the text" etc, etc. Its NOT possible.

Everything you read, think, process and then speak is influenced by your worldview first. The way you see the world determines how and what you speak. Secondly, theres your upbringing. However you were brought up WILL influence your INTERPRETATION of the bible.


No one can claim to "just preach the Word" and not first understand its their INTERPRETATION based on THEIR world views and other influences. Certain things will have more or less meaning to you than others because of this. Infact, the very way you read it will be influenced. What you see may not be what another sees.

Proverbs 10:19
When words are many, transgression is not lacking,
but whoever restrains his lips is prudent.

Taken from the ESV - one of the best literal translations of the Bible. Not your Message crap or even NIV. The KJV isnt even a literal translation - its more interprative.


Im not going to argue with you, thats pretty pointless. I would ask you to analyze your motives, what you are trying to accomplish and the image you have set forth that precedes you now.

Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:27 pm
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I shall not ban but continue to watch this 19121 continue to ridicule himself.
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Then of course Real, there is always:

2 Tim 2:23, "Don't have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels."
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Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:28 pm
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Real, what is ESV and KJV? [:)]
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Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:30 pm

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Originally posted by 19121

why would you ban me... how could you ban me?
Sounds like a dare to me ....
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Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:30 pm
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Originally posted by Oscar

Real, what is ESV and KJV? [:)]
esv= english standard version.. kjv= king james version..

Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:31 pm
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Originally posted by TConwell

Originally posted by 19121

why would you ban me... how could you ban me?
Sounds like a dare to me ....




neato then he can brag in church on sunday about how the "world" again has shunned him for his faith .. loveley !

Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:32 pm

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I just said how could you ban me. unless you where saying something that I didn't do.

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Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:33 pm
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Originally posted by 19121

why would you ban me... how could you ban me?


Why would I ban you?
-I would ban you because I have the power to do so. I can ban for any reason what so ever. I can ban you for your safety.

How can I ban you?
-Simple, I click a lock icon next to your name right now.I could also firewall your house, street, city or state. My choice.
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Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:33 pm

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[lol]!

Well Jay, if he is what I think he is (pre-teen or there abouts who just came back from church camp), it is becoming increasingly apparent he has never heard the old "children should be seen and not heard" addage.
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Post April 22nd, 2009, 9:34 pm
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Originally posted by jayman

Originally posted by Oscar

Real, what is ESV and KJV? [:)]
esv= english standard version.. kjv= king james version..



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