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Post November 30th, 2016, 10:28 pm

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What do you think are the least needed movie sequels ever?

These readily come to mind:

The Final Destination-it felt more like a live action Happy Tree Friends episode starring human characters than an actual horror movie.

All Dogs go to Heaven 2-it looks way more cartoony than the original, heaven is somehow boring and not that great, and dogs and objects can accidentally fall out of heaven since clouds don't have guard rails. If Charlie wanted out of heaven so bad, why not dig through the clouds? If heaven is boring and hell is a thousand times worse, and if most dogs go to heaven then I guess it would suck to be him. It seems that in the end no matter what he does he will never be truly happy because being bored forever is the best eternal fate he can have. It's not really heaven if you want out and if you can just, at any time, accidentally fall out, so does that mean that in the All Dogs go to Heaven universe, there's no such thing as heaven? If so, then I would not want to be a dog in that universe. I know I wouldn't want to be stuck in a heaven where I can accidentally fall out.
tl;dr Doggie heaven sucks, earthly life is temporary but better, doggie hell is much worse, so pick your poison.

Secret of NIMH 2-Generic plot, random unneeded musical numbers, an anthropomorphic caterpillar wearing a top hat, and Jeremy pretending to be the Great Owl just to scam gullible tourists. In addition, the plot is a self fulfilling prophecy. Any one of the characters could have gone and the plot wouldn't change, and the whole prophecy thing seems like an ass pull. Nostalgia Critic's review is hilarious.

Any of the Land Before Time sequels-You know you have too many sequels when you stop numbering them, as if you lost count

Human Centipede 2 and 3-there is literally no reason to follow up a torture porn film with 90 minutes of non-stop squick with zero compelling story. According to the creator, the second one makes the first one look like My Little Pony and the third one makes the second one look like a Disney movie. I think it would be more fun to read about the plot synopsis and peoples' reactions than it would be to watch the films.

Tentacolino/Search for the Titanic-I haven't actually watched the movie (or any of the animated Titanics), just Nostalgia Critic's review. It's a sequel to one of the animated Titanics (the one with the giant octopus) so you know it's gonna suck ass. This one features very little actual searching and a rapping shark.

God's Not Dead 2-Only watched a review of this one, but I have seen the first one. It's pretty much the same plot formula but on a larger scale. They could have explored more challenging, less black and white issues but no, they keep up with the false dichotomy that everyone is either a good Christian or an asshole athiest. The Newsboys song is quite catchy tho.

Upcoming:
Cars 3-I don't expect to go out of my way to go see it. Cars 2 was merely okay.

Toy Story 4-I have mixed feelings about this one. I'm still way more excited about it than Cars 3 but IDK how a romantic comedy could be on par with a bipolar darker and edgier film clearly meant to cap off the series.

Frozen 2-Frozen is already everywhere to the point of being sickening, and that would just make history repeat.

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Post December 1st, 2016, 12:23 pm
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Homeward Bound 2. What's the point? They got home. If the animals get lost a second time they need to find a new home instead of going to what they know.

Son of the Mask. No.

Superman Returns. If you're not ready to make a superman movie and can't get a good script you're gonna have a bad time.

(The chronicles of Madea)
- Madea's Class Reunion
- Diary of a Mad Black Woman
- Madea's Family Reunion
- Meet The Browns
- Madea Goes To Jail
- I Can Do Bad All By Myself
- Madea's Big Happy Family
- Madea's Witness Protection
- A Madea Christmas
Tyler Perry farms more cash than Adam Sandler does. It's impressively disgusting seeing as none of the movies get any better.
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4 G's to the taint was a bit much for me because I'm not a power bottom like Turbo

Post December 1st, 2016, 5:20 pm
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(Also, since when did Arrow loopers have four-across seating?)
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Some of the complaining people lived up to 200 Km away
That's a joke right? What complaint could they have possibly given?

They should only be allowed to complain about the coaster being built too far away from them.

Post December 1st, 2016, 6:13 pm
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Did they even go to an amusement park in that movie?
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Post December 1st, 2016, 7:33 pm
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Turbo wrote:
Did they even go to an amusement park in that movie?

Well, they did go to a waterpark in the first film.
hyyyper wrote:
Turbo wrote:
WCD-Ltd wrote:
Some of the complaining people lived up to 200 Km away
That's a joke right? What complaint could they have possibly given?

They should only be allowed to complain about the coaster being built too far away from them.


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