Six Flags Magic Mountain, Dangerous?

I know, you probably thought that this was going to be a news topic. Nope!

The girlfriend and I are trying to plan a trip to head to SFMM for 2 nights, but I've had heard that it's somewhat dangerous with the gangs and whatnot. I was just wondering if any of this is true. Not really in the mood to get shanked... That would not be a great way to end spring break.

Flickstah

[Oscar]

It's true. You should take a bullet proof vest like I do. [:D]

[Turbo]

^whenever i go i double up on my bullet proof vests lol

I'm still here and alive, lol. That should explain it.

[jayman]

it'll be fine .. unless you decide to wear alot of red, then i cant help you .

Just be sure to bring a shank, and make sure you can get it thru the metal detectors. If you can get it thru the metal detectors, you should be just fine. If not, well, look on the bright side; You won't have to go far, as a LAPD substation is located just outside the park's main gate!

Originally posted by A113

I'm still here and alive, lol. That should explain it.

It's a trap!

[Oscar]

A comb shiv will make it through the metal detectors. I took in a switch blade a couple times before. On the left side there's some bushes you can reach from the inside and outside. Just drop it there and when in go get it and voila, you got your shanker in!

As Jayman said, avoid wearing all red. Avoiding talking with a foreigner accent. Foreigner as in any accent that isn't Californian!

Lock your gf in the car.

[jayman]

actally you'll be safest if you wear all red and a 49ers hat .. uif anyone approaches you just say you're from bakersfield .. youll be fine .. lol

[Mikey]

Errr.... It's safe... Uh Kinda... Not Really... Just wear white and don't throw up any gang signs or step on anyone's shoes.

[Oscar]

Yeah, wear a white tshirt, black jeans, shave your head and walk around with your fingers in a sidways peace sign. That'll keep you safe [:)]

I have a pass and I go every other week. I saw some gags but we just ignored them and we were just fine. It's so much fun. Go on X2 and Terminator. Goliath never has a line.

[Coasterkidmwm]

I'm not going to ask what a bunch of dumbass high schoolers are doing by themselves because it will inevitably circle back to "using mommy's credit card" and "I'm a hardass just you wait". Yes I'm a virgin, feel free to write about it while I give you advice since you were raised properly and that's what people who were raised properly do.

I'll assume you're actually going to a bad area even though SFMM isn't in one since you're so much of a pussy that you had to post this:

1. Get a haircut. I'm assuming you have a longish swoopy emo haircut. Get rid of it in favor of something normal.
2. Don't wear red as previously mentioned.
3. Don't wear makeup or any of that emo poop
4. Don't wear Fall Out Boy shirts or any of that emo poop
5. Assume there are heroine needles in high brush/grass/the curbs of a parking lot. A good sign they'll be around is used condoms or the orange casing you remove to use the needle.
6. Don't walk around with a map
7. Do not point. In some areas this is an extremely bad idea.
8. Lock your car.
9. There is usually a 6:00AM-9:00AM window between when tards on welfare are asleep and wake up since junkie trips and whores close shop around 5AMish usually.

All in all if I was your father I wouldn't let you do this since you're unable to accept criticism unless it's from your "friends" which is a bad thing in that kind of area. Additionally, you're enough of a wuss to even make this topic so you'll either act all wimpy (easy robbery target) or try to act overly cool or something (easier robbery target). Try not to act arrogant and rich so you don't get robbed. You are not special in any way and completely susceptible to "the elements".

Also keep in mind if you do get robbed they're going to be extra jumpy since you're with a woman and they'll think you'll try to defend her or something stupid. You're considerably more likely to get shot or stabbed with her.

Have a nice trip on mother's dime instead of getting a job or something.

Or....or or....you could just ignore them. I mean most of the "gangsters" there aren't even real gangsters. Just because it's Cali. doesn't mean everybody who calls themselves a gangster is a gangster. The "gangsters" you're questioning are low-life asshole pussies with nothing better to do...it's easy to make them cry and they'll do anything for attention.

Most real gangsters are actually quite respectful and nice. (When in an environment like that)

Don't worry. They'll probably be too stoned to even start a fight. Just ignore them and your day will be good.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Yes^

In summary, don't point, act like an asshole (try I know it's hard), or walk through a dice game.

they should get some ELF technology and broadcast loving frequencies over the place !