THIS OR THAT

Be able to turn invisible... for unlimited theme park entries on this planet!

Tayto Park or Timber Falls? Hard to choice, maybe!

Timber Falls

120 degree heatwave or 4 feet of snow?

120 degree heat wave

Be 5' 11'' and only weigh 99 lbs, or the same height but weigh 598 lbs?

5' 11" and only weigh 99 lbs = Airtime galore! xD

Bombora at Lagoon or... Correcaminos, Bip, Bip at Parque Warner Madrid?

Bombora

Hockey or baseball?

Basketball cuz it doesn't require ice skating, and it looks a lot easier.

Grandson of Beast or Daughter of Beast?

Daughter Of Beast, because it makes me think of a defunct "Twisted Sisters".

Which do you prefer? Mako or Silver Star?

Mako.

Forceless or too much force?

Too much force.

Zyklon / Galaxi or Wildcat?

[Dirk_Ermen]

Wildcat, always the Schwarzkopf wildcat.

Rock or metal

Metal because rock is turning into pop
Have your butthole sewn shut so you cant poop OR always be pooping

Always be pooping.

You ride Sky Rocket 2 (e.g. Phobia.) or Intamin Impulse?

Sky Rocket 2

Wait 2 hrs for awesome coaster or walk on to mediocre one?

Wait 2 hours for an awesome coaster.

Next: Die from a Falcon's Fury complete brake failure or a Top Thrill Dragster complete brake failure

peart_fan wrote:

Have your butthole sewn shut so you cant poop OR always be pooping

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This is vicious...

^ Die from a Falcon's Fury complete brake failure, because it prevents non-riders from the fear of death, unlike Top Thrill Dragster one that can be a disaster when cars derail at the "return to the station" left turn. Imagine the scene where they fly at guests at almost 120mph, just like frightening meteor attacks!

Wisdom Ride's Dragon with wavy elements that charm adrenaline junkies on or Musik Express?

Musik Express

Christopher Robin or Sans?

I definately go for Christopher Robin! Winnie The Legendary Slugger lol!

... Which coaster manufacturer do you prefer, Analog or Pinfari?

Pinfari cuz variety.

Dominique Pamplemousse or Crazy Bus?

Crazy Bus.

... You like Vekoma "Junior Coaster" 207m or 335m?

335m

12 hour flight or 12 hour drive?

12 hour drive... for parks! 12 hour flight is like for overseas!

Which layout fascinates you, Thunder Run or Hercules?

Hercules

RMC or Intamin?

RMC is for originality while Intamin is in most cases, for airtime galore!

Double Up or Banked Hill?

Double Up.

TOGO Standup or SLC Knockoff?

SLC Knock-off

Dihydrogen oxide or water?