Throw a random object!

[Dirk_Ermen]

We need a funny new game. The rules are simple. Choose a random object, and throw it. The next person to post will be the one where it's been thrown at.

Example:
Person 1: *Throws a hammer*

Person 2: *Get hit by the hammer* "WTF did ya do that for!? Throwing hammers like that!?!?"
*Throws a red paintbucket*

Person 3: "Noes! These are new clothes!" *Dodges the red paintbucket*
*Throws a mudkip*

Etc. etc. etc.


Topicstarter to begin:
*Throws a scratched CD!*

Catches scratched CD with face. "jerk" .... *Throws fish aquarium.*

Catches fish aquarium and eets fish. "throws a midget"

[Dirk_Ermen]

*Dodges the midget, dress it like a gnome and put's it into my frontyard*


*throws a paper airplane*

*Catches paper airplane, lights it on fire*

*throws lighter used to burn airplane*

*Catches lighter* Sweet free lighter.

*throws a paintball grenade*

catches lighter, *uses lighter to light flaming projectile launched from trebuchet.*

Paintball gernade goes off in face. "Dude why would you do that? who would throw such an object?!"

Throws a rotten fish back.

*watches empty paintball grenade land on the ground*

*throws 2 liter bottle of diet coke mixed with mentos*

[Dirk_Ermen]

*watches the cokebomb exploding in front of me on the floor*
"Damn, now i'm all sticky!!"

*Throws an open bottle of superglue*

*catches stream of glue in mouth, mimicking first-graders*
"OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!"

*Throws a pair of unlocked hedgeclippers*


(Edited for purpose of minimizing innuendo)

*seeing the unlocked hedgeclippers, rcking04 grabs TheVillageIdot and uses "it" as a "human" shield*

*throws a penny*

*laughs at thevillageidot, catches penny gives it to a hobo then i throw a guitar*

I jump and catch the guitar by the neck and bust into freebird.

I then throw my guitar pick.

*picks up the guitar pick because guitar picks don't travel distances far*

*throws a car because I have superpowers*

*Watches guitar pick literally poke some kid's eye out*

*Throws kid's eye*

^umm...Coasterpimp...

I know, sorry, just go with it.
Wow that's a lot more messed up at a second look.

*gets hit by kid's eye.

*gives severed eye back to the owner

*looks around anxiously...
*chucks wireless Guitar Hero controller
*ducks

[Dirk_Ermen]

*Get's hit by GH Controller* "Who threw that?!?"

*Throws a brick with a note: "It wasn't me!"*

*breaks a window and I get the blame for it*

*Throws a pizza*

*Dodges it but it hits a girl i'm trying to ask out and i get slapped*

*Throws a mexican*

*watches Oscar fly*

*Throws a midget*

*watches midget fall to floor, and breaks out laughing*

*throws a hammer*