My Life Lock Paper Shredder has died!

It lasted about 5 minutes of forward shredding thick cardboard and about 10 to 12 sheets of paper and then would not run forwards anymore. It was only made for 5 sheets max. Then I could only run it in reverse but the paper jam would not come out. Then I took it apart and got all of the jammed paper out of it. I tried shredding in reverse again and then the engine sounded like it was not hitting the gears right. So I then took it out behind my giant zipline in the woods and chucked it over the fence. Then I went down my zipline and on half of my slides at my playground! No more 4.50 dollar shredder anymore!!

Oh cool5, I’m sorry for your loss. B)

I bough a Royal crosscut shredder yesterday! Hope this one lasts more than 6 minutes of abuse.

[gouldy]

When is the funeral?

There was none. I threw the old life lock shredder over the fence in the woods behind my zipline.

[Dirk_Ermen]

cool5 wrote:

There was none. I threw the old life lock shredder over the fence in the woods behind my zipline.

How sad for the shredder. It deserved a good funeral.

Sorry about your